mom: *knocks on door*
me: just a second don’t come i—
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
(Source: disneysdaily, via ruinedchildhood)
white ppl can eat my ass tbh
this whole vine page is full of try hard humor its full of jokes for people who dont know how socialize properly
this is truly like the hardest ive seen anyone try to pull out a laugh. the whole page is extra dry.
I wish people who aren’t funny would realize that
that’s really how they feel about us though.
and white folks ask why we don’t like them
And then they wonder why we can’t let racism go… Because of shit like this
I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized
you have achieved the universal human goal of looking like julie andrews
(Source: roselastrider, via johns-pornstache)
You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming